OMG. Really, add "on ice" to just about anything and it's more awesome.
"The Little Mermaid -- On Ice" (they've done it)
- "Saving Private Ryan: On Ice"
- "Crossfire: On Ice"
- "The Real Housewives of AnyCity: On Ice"
- "Jersey Shore: On Ice"
- "KISS: On Ice"
Well, none of those are coming, but we will have a new way to watch d-list celebrities humiliate themselves - Skating with the Stars!. And we may not have KISS (rock band, people) on ice, but apparently former Motley Crue lead singer Vince Neil has decided that his career couldn't go any further down hill, so why not try figure skating (badly). I wonder if any serious figure skaters will show their faces, at least the first season?